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Bad Dates, Good Stories, Naked Truths (names have been changed to protect the guilty)
Oh The Ick. The Ick is one of the most horrible things to happen when you are dating someone, or even worse, when you are in a relationship with them. The Ick is the term used to describe that feeling of being turned off by someone who you were once turned on by. You can... Continue Reading →
So this blog is a follow on from the last one The Law of Attraction. In that blog I told you about a man named Kane who I’d had a few dates with, I didn’t particularly have any major connection to him but I thought I did because I had forced myself to feel like... Continue Reading →
Well I’ve got no love life updates whatsoever I’m afraid. I told Corey to Fuck off when he last messaged me and he seems to have done as he was told. I have not yet succumbed to the raging sexual frustration and desperate need for male attention that I am currently feeling and so I... Continue Reading →
If you don’t know who Corey is then you need to read Fuck off Corey before you read this, but for those of you who do, I better start this blog with an update, because apparently a lot of you on my Instagram page are very curious to know whether he has survived. Well ladies,... Continue Reading →
Ashley was held for questioning by the Police for 36 hours before being released on bail on an Attempted Murder charge, he had a month before he had to return to the Police station. When I picked him up from the station he was a mess. He was drained, physically and emotionally, and he burst... Continue Reading →
I watched Grease with my little boy the other day and it actually dawned on me that it probably fucked up my whole life. When I was a little girl I watched Grease relentlessly with my sister. We would watch it approximately 12 times in a row every single day. As soon as it finished... Continue Reading →