La,la,la, let me explain

Bad Dates, Good Stories, Naked Truths (names have been changed to protect the guilty)

It Goes Down In The DMs

  I received this message in my DMs today but I didn't have a chance to accept the message before the girl deleted it and blocked me. The message surprised me so I took a screenshot to share with my... Continue Reading →

Don’t force it

I was stood in front of several people in a café today waiting to collect food when I got a What’s App from a guy called Kyle. Kyle and I met on Tinder about 3 years ago. He’s very nice... Continue Reading →

Lesbian Sex and Strip Clubs

I went to see Beauty and the Beast with my son this weekend and I cried all the way through. It made me want to fall in love again. It’s been a while since I’ve met someone who I click... Continue Reading →

Houdini settings (ghosting)

I got the obligatory ‘apology’ message from Fuckboy Kieron this morning after he ghosted on me last night and didn’t respond to my messages when we were supposed to meet up. He said ‘I know you must be pissed off... Continue Reading →

BIG DICK vs little willy

I should probably tell you that I got fucked around by a Fuckboy tonight, but I’m following my own advice for once and just letting it go and not giving a shit. If you have read my blog about the... Continue Reading →

But First, Love Yourself.

  I’ve just got back from the gym. I’m an absolute gym addict. I had a great body when I met my son’s Dad Liam but then I became a bit of a Stepford wife and developed a penchant for... Continue Reading →

Post Traumatic Fuckboy Disorder

I think I’m talking to a fuckboy, but I’m not sure. I think I have Post Traumatic Fuckboy Disorder (PTFD). It’s a real thing. A sectionable mental illness, I learnt about it from a meme and I think I have... Continue Reading →

Bad Dates Make Good Stories

I hate online dating. I’m currently boycotting it for the 89th time because it’s quite simply soul destroying. I started my treacherous journey into the world of online dating on Plenty of Fish (POF). Plenty of Fish is full of... Continue Reading →

Karma? (This blog contains some stories that some readers might find upsetting)

I went to the Caribbean shop yesterday for lunch. The queue was long but on this occasion that was a positive thing because the man behind me was hot. My type to a tea, I have a penchant for mixed... Continue Reading →

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