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Bad Dates, Good Stories, Naked Truths (names have been changed to protect the guilty)

Hot Dogs

    I'm quite possibly the world's shittest blogger and I am sorry. I see some people posting daily and I'm just here dawdling along, posting every so often with no consistency or regularity. I used to post loads but... Continue Reading →

It’s Not Going To Work

  I’m always banging on about how hard is to meet good men, but what I really find is that it’s actually quite hard to find any men at all, apart from online. I’d say I’m a relatively good looking... Continue Reading →

I’m A Celibate, Get Me Out Of Here

  I am actually a massive dickhead you know. I am here to tell you about a first date that I went on this afternoon. I didn't follow any of my own rules to get there, and I actually don't... Continue Reading →

Fuckboys In Disguise

I did a post on Instagram this week about the different types of fuckboys (read my Fuckboy Guide if you haven’t already) and it became clear from the comments and the DMs I received that ‘The fuckboy in disguise’ is,... Continue Reading →

Plenty Of Freaks, Fakes, and Fuckboys

  I don’t know what came over me, but last week I decided to join Plenty Of Fish (POF) (the picture above was one I received a few years ago - I have not been on there since August, don't... Continue Reading →

Nice Guys Finish Last

I'm back. I had a momentary lapse and I fell right off track but I am back and I feel excited again. Whenever I fall off track I always really neglect myself, not in terms of hygiene, gym, or beauty... Continue Reading →

A Momentary Lapse

This is really just a quick update blog because it has been a while since I posted. I’ve gone from posting once every couple of days to once a fortnight, I’m slacking. I’ll explain why later. First though, I really... Continue Reading →

It’s Not Worth The Risk

So you last heard from me a week ago when I told you about my reckless rampage through North London in my temporary role as Mrs Friendly from Happy Land. I had a great time. I did not have a... Continue Reading →

My 24 Hour Rampage

It’s Monday afternoon and I’m only just returning to my normal state, although I am still pretty spaced out. I’m off work for another week and a half and I’m childfree for a few days and so those levels of... Continue Reading →

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