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That Time When I Got My Mind Back (part 3)

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A Series Of Unfortunate Events

I’m childfree this weekend, I could be out doing all manner of things, but I’m sat on my sofa writing my blog, smoking a joint, and eating sushi (not all at the same time). Earlier I derma-rollered my face and... Continue Reading →

Get Happy

So this blog is a follow on from the last one The Law of Attraction. In that blog I told you about a man named Kane who I’d had a few dates with, I didn’t particularly have any major connection... Continue Reading →

Sex Sells (This blog contains content that some readers may find distressing)

If you don’t know who Corey is then you need to read Fuck off Corey before you read this, but for those of you who do, I better start this blog with an update, because apparently a lot of you... Continue Reading →

Fuck off Corey

OK, so this just happened. If you follow my Instagram and have read my previous blogs (If you haven’t then read Blown Away and I never make the same mistake twice first because this will make more sense to you... Continue Reading →

My First Love – PART 1

I watched Grease with my little boy the other day and it actually dawned on me that it probably fucked up my whole life. When I was a little girl I watched Grease relentlessly with my sister. We would watch... Continue Reading →

It Goes Down In The DMs

  I received this message in my DMs today but I didn't have a chance to accept the message before the girl deleted it and blocked me. The message surprised me so I took a screenshot to share with my... Continue Reading →

Don’t force it

I was stood in front of several people in a café today waiting to collect food when I got a What’s App from a guy called Kyle. Kyle is a 'head guy'. Someone who loves to please women without expecting... Continue Reading →

Lesbian Sex and Strip Clubs

I went to see Beauty and the Beast with my son this weekend and I cried all the way through. It made me want to fall in love again. It’s been a while since I’ve met someone who I click... Continue Reading →

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