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Bad Dates, Good Stories, Naked Truths (names have been changed to protect the guilty)

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Like a Virgin

  I haven't blogged for 3 months and I'm sorry. I don't know why I'm apologising actually, it literally doesn't impact on your life in any way, but I have felt sort of bad about it. The truth is that... Continue Reading →

My 24 Hour Rampage

It’s Monday afternoon and I’m only just returning to my normal state, although I am still pretty spaced out. I’m off work for another week and a half and I’m childfree for a few days and so those levels of... Continue Reading →

I’m Dun

OK, so this will be a very short blog compared to the usual because this interaction has literally only lasted for 8 hours and so there is no great lengthy history to discuss. I posted on my Insta story today... Continue Reading →

Mr Big

I’m talking to someone. I think I’ve manifested him. If you were to ever know his real name, then you would know why I think that. I’ve been saying his name A LOT. I met him on Instagram a few... Continue Reading →

A Series Of Unfortunate Events

I’m childfree this weekend, I could be out doing all manner of things, but I’m sat on my sofa writing my blog, smoking a joint, and eating sushi (not all at the same time). Earlier I derma-rollered my face and... Continue Reading →

Get Happy

So this blog is a follow on from the last one The Law of Attraction. In that blog I told you about a man named Kane who I’d had a few dates with, I didn’t particularly have any major connection... Continue Reading →

Fuck off Corey

OK, so this just happened. If you follow my Instagram and have read my previous blogs (If you haven’t then read Blown Away and I never make the same mistake twice first because this will make more sense to you... Continue Reading →

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