Following My Own Advice

  This was actually written about 3 weeks ago but my laptop decided to have a nervous breakdown and I've only just fixed it, it feels like things have changed in the last 3 weeks but I don't want to delete all of this so I'll let you read it and then start afresh in... Continue Reading →

Hot Dogs

I'm quite possibly the world's shittest blogger and I am sorry. I see some people posting daily and I'm just here dawdling along, posting every so often with no consistency or regularity. I used to post loads but the last 2 months have been hectic. Work is really busy, and I  just have moved house.... Continue Reading →

Nice Guys Finish Last

I'm back. I had a momentary lapse and I fell right off track but I am back and I feel excited again. Whenever I fall off track I always really neglect myself, not in terms of hygiene, gym, or beauty treatments, that stuff always stays on track because if it doesn’t I start to feel... Continue Reading →

A Momentary Lapse

This is really just a quick update blog because it has been a while since I posted. I’ve gone from posting once every couple of days to once a fortnight, I’m slacking. I’ll explain why later. First though, I really think I should start by saying that I do not have chlamydia, or any other... Continue Reading →

It’s Not Worth The Risk

So you last heard from me a week ago when I told you about my reckless rampage through North London in my temporary role as Mrs Friendly from Happy Land. I had a great time. I did not have a great time for a few days after though. I’m never going out again and if... Continue Reading →

I’m Dun

OK, so this will be a very short blog compared to the usual because this interaction has literally only lasted for 8 hours and so there is no great lengthy history to discuss. I posted on my Insta story today that I took my son to a kid's rave and it was absolutely banging. The... Continue Reading →

SupercaliFEMINISTICexpialidocious

I’m feeling super feministic today, I’m not sure if that’s a word, but it is now. I want to shout from the roof tops about women's rights and how we need to take urgent action to address these cunting wankers who believe that women's bodies were made for their pleasure. I was walking back to... Continue Reading →

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