Bad Dates, Good Stories, Naked Truths (names have been changed to protect the guilty)
I'm writing this on Christmas Day. I had a really quiet one this year as my Sister was with her Husband's family and my son went to his Dad's for a few hours so I went to the gym and had a nap after we had lunch with my Mum. My big family day... Continue Reading →
I did a post on Instagram this week about the different types of fuckboys (read my Fuckboy Guide if you haven’t already) and it became clear from the comments and the DMs I received that ‘The fuckboy in disguise’ is, or has been, a major issue for a lot of women. The picture I posted... Continue Reading →
OK, so this will be a very short blog compared to the usual because this interaction has literally only lasted for 8 hours and so there is no great lengthy history to discuss. I posted on my Insta story today that I took my son to a kid's rave and it was absolutely banging. The... Continue Reading →
I’ve just got back from 5 days in Spain with my son for half term. I took him away on my own because I wanted some quality time with him. It was great, he had an amazing time and so I had an amazing time, but I felt a little bit off beat for the... Continue Reading →
I’m talking to someone. I think I’ve manifested him. If you were to ever know his real name, then you would know why I think that. I’ve been saying his name A LOT. I met him on Instagram a few weeks ago but we just started talking on What’s App a few days ago. We... Continue Reading →
I’m childfree this weekend, I could be out doing all manner of things, but I’m sat on my sofa writing my blog, smoking a joint, and eating sushi (not all at the same time). Earlier I derma-rollered my face and lips, so I look like I got stuck on a sun bed for 3 hours... Continue Reading →
If you don’t know who Corey is then you need to read Fuck off Corey before you read this, but for those of you who do, I better start this blog with an update, because apparently a lot of you on my Instagram page are very curious to know whether he has survived. Well ladies,... Continue Reading →
Ashley was held for questioning by the Police for 36 hours before being released on bail on an Attempted Murder charge, he had a month before he had to return to the Police station. When I picked him up from the station he was a mess. He was drained, physically and emotionally, and he burst... Continue Reading →
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