It’s Not Worth The Risk

So you last heard from me a week ago when I told you about my reckless rampage through North London in my temporary role as Mrs Friendly from Happy Land. I had a great time. I did not have a great time for a few days after though. I’m never going out again and if... Continue Reading →

Mr Big

I’m talking to someone. I think I’ve manifested him. If you were to ever know his real name, then you would know why I think that. I’ve been saying his name A LOT. I met him on Instagram a few weeks ago but we just started talking on What’s App a few days ago. We... Continue Reading →

Get Happy

So this blog is a follow on from the last one The Law of Attraction. In that blog I told you about a man named Kane who I’d had a few dates with, I didn’t particularly have any major connection to him but I thought I did because I had forced myself to feel like... Continue Reading →

It Goes Down In The DMs

  I received this message in my DMs today but I didn't have a chance to accept the message before the girl deleted it and blocked me. The message surprised me so I took a screenshot to share with my friend. I wanted to respond to that message so badly but she didn’t give me... Continue Reading →

Houdini settings (ghosting)

I got the obligatory ‘apology’ message from Fuckboy Kieron this morning after he ghosted on me last night and didn’t respond to my messages when we were supposed to meet up. He said ‘I know you must be pissed off that I let you down but if you knew what happened last night you’d understand.’ I... Continue Reading →

BIG DICK vs little willy

I should probably tell you that I got fucked around by a Fuckboy tonight, but I’m following my own advice for once and just letting it go and not giving a shit. If you have read my blog about the penis massacre then you would have read about Kieron, the tattooed, gym snap-chatter who aroused my... Continue Reading →

I'm 35 years old, 5ft 3, somewhere between a size 10/12, I'm a gym lover and a foodie and my body reflects that. I have brown hair blue eyes and freckles. My skin is naturally pale but my friends genuinely believe that I'm olive skinned thanks to my love of fake tan. There is no... Continue Reading →

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