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Bad Dates, Good Stories, Naked Truths (names have been changed to protect the guilty)

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I’m Dun

OK, so this will be a very short blog compared to the usual because this interaction has literally only lasted for 8 hours and so there is no great lengthy history to discuss. I posted on my Insta story today... Continue Reading →

That Time When I Got My Mind Back (part 3)

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Trust The Timing

If you read the last blog then you’ll know that I was giddy with excitement over a man who I was talking to. We had spoken for a while on Instagram but when we swapped over to what’s app we... Continue Reading →

Mr Big

I’m talking to someone. I think I’ve manifested him. If you were to ever know his real name, then you would know why I think that. I’ve been saying his name A LOT. I met him on Instagram a few... Continue Reading →

A Series Of Unfortunate Events

I’m childfree this weekend, I could be out doing all manner of things, but I’m sat on my sofa writing my blog, smoking a joint, and eating sushi (not all at the same time). Earlier I derma-rollered my face and... Continue Reading →

Get Happy

So this blog is a follow on from the last one The Law of Attraction. In that blog I told you about a man named Kane who I’d had a few dates with, I didn’t particularly have any major connection... Continue Reading →

Fuck off Corey

OK, so this just happened. If you follow my Instagram and have read my previous blogs (If you haven’t then read Blown Away and I never make the same mistake twice first because this will make more sense to you... Continue Reading →

My First Love PART TWO (you should definitely read part 1 first)

Ashley was held for questioning by the Police for 36 hours before being released on bail on an Attempted Murder charge, he had a month before he had to return to the Police station. When I picked him up from... Continue Reading →

Houdini settings (ghosting)

I got the obligatory ‘apology’ message from Fuckboy Kieron this morning after he ghosted on me last night and didn’t respond to my messages when we were supposed to meet up. He said ‘I know you must be pissed off that... Continue Reading →

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