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Bad Dates, Good Stories, Naked Truths (names have been changed to protect the guilty)

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Like a Virgin

  I haven't blogged for 3 months and I'm sorry. I don't know why I'm apologising actually, it literally doesn't impact on your life in any way, but I have felt sort of bad about it. The truth is that... Continue Reading →

Once A Fuckboy, Always A Fuckboy

  I was going to save this particular story for the book but something happened this week that changed the whole narrative and so I feel like I need to write it down, for therapeutic reasons. Some of you will... Continue Reading →

Roadman Recovery

  I feel like I need some help. I think I have a problem. So I am writing this blog in order to work through my issues, I think that if I see it in writing I will slap myself... Continue Reading →

Do As I Say, Not As I Do

  So in the blog before last I told you how excited I was after matching a man on Tinder who I thought was the ultimate man, Omar. I got a bit over excited about Omar because we had that immediate banter... Continue Reading →

My 24 Hour Rampage

It’s Monday afternoon and I’m only just returning to my normal state, although I am still pretty spaced out. I’m off work for another week and a half and I’m childfree for a few days and so those levels of... Continue Reading →

The Other Woman

I went to a white collar boxing match on Friday night to watch a friend fight, I love Boxing as a sport, my Dad used to Box and so I was brought up on it. It was a great night,... Continue Reading →

Mr Big

I’m talking to someone. I think I’ve manifested him. If you were to ever know his real name, then you would know why I think that. I’ve been saying his name A LOT. I met him on Instagram a few... Continue Reading →

A Series Of Unfortunate Events

I’m childfree this weekend, I could be out doing all manner of things, but I’m sat on my sofa writing my blog, smoking a joint, and eating sushi (not all at the same time). Earlier I derma-rollered my face and... Continue Reading →

Get Happy

So this blog is a follow on from the last one The Law of Attraction. In that blog I told you about a man named Kane who I’d had a few dates with, I didn’t particularly have any major connection... Continue Reading →

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