Bad Things Come In Small Packages

It's been a little while since I've taken you back, mainly because I have already told you nearly all of my man related stories (the interesting ones anyway), so I think it's time for a little TBT to the last man I spent a Valentine's Day with...... In December 2015 I was added on Insta... Continue Reading →

Taking Stock

I cannot believe how quickly 2018 has gone. It definitely feels like it has been significantly quicker than other years, even though it has had the same number of months, weeks and days as every other year that we have ever lived before. I cannot believe that it is over and that we are about... Continue Reading →

Red and Pink Flags

  Thought it was about time for a quick blog as I haven't put one out in a while. If you haven't read my blogs before then you should definitely start from the very first one and read them like a book. Speaking of books, I am writing mine now! Although I can't give you... Continue Reading →

Boundary Setting

  Let me tell you about Jamie (I asked the Insta family to suggest a name for the new guy in my life and Jamie was the winner). I have been following Jamie on Instagram for a long time, he is my son's Godfather's cousin and we just ended up following each other due to... Continue Reading →

The Ick

Oh The Ick. The Ick is one of the most horrible things to happen when you are dating someone, or even worse, when you are in a relationship with them. The Ick is the term used to describe that feeling of being turned off by someone who you were once turned on by. You can... Continue Reading →

Say A Little And Say It Well

I've been struggling to start this blog because the person who it is about might actually read it. My blogs are always super honest and the truth can sometimes be hurtful, I really do not ever want to hurt anybody's feelings as a result of my writing, but then I guess if someone wanted their... Continue Reading →

Revenge Is Salty

It's a year today since I started my Instagram page. It's been a mad year. The most life changing year of my life, apart from the year that I had my child. Thank you for helping me to make it happen. I am literally nothing without you and your support, I am truly grateful to... Continue Reading →

Once A Fuckboy, Always A Fuckboy

  I was going to save this particular story for the book but something happened this week that changed the whole narrative and so I feel like I need to write it down, for therapeutic reasons. Some of you will already know a bit about my friend Caramel Dixon because he came to my house... Continue Reading →

Reflection

  I'm writing this on Christmas Day. I had a really quiet one this year as my Sister was with her Husband's family and my son went to his Dad's for a few hours so I went to the gym and had a nap after we had lunch with my Mum. My big family day... Continue Reading →

Following My Own Advice

  This was actually written about 3 weeks ago but my laptop decided to have a nervous breakdown and I've only just fixed it, it feels like things have changed in the last 3 weeks but I don't want to delete all of this so I'll let you read it and then start afresh in... Continue Reading →

Another Year Wiser

  It was my birthday this weekend, I am now 36. I have had fleeting thoughts about being on the wrong side of 35, but who says it's the wrong side? I have heard many women say that your 40's are the best years of your life. I have absolutely loved my 30's, and I'm... Continue Reading →

Hot Dogs

I'm quite possibly the world's shittest blogger and I am sorry. I see some people posting daily and I'm just here dawdling along, posting every so often with no consistency or regularity. I used to post loads but the last 2 months have been hectic. Work is really busy, and I  just have moved house.... Continue Reading →

Fuckboys In Disguise

I did a post on Instagram this week about the different types of fuckboys (read my Fuckboy Guide if you haven’t already) and it became clear from the comments and the DMs I received that ‘The fuckboy in disguise’ is, or has been, a major issue for a lot of women. The picture I posted... Continue Reading →

Nice Guys Finish Last

I'm back. I had a momentary lapse and I fell right off track but I am back and I feel excited again. Whenever I fall off track I always really neglect myself, not in terms of hygiene, gym, or beauty treatments, that stuff always stays on track because if it doesn’t I start to feel... Continue Reading →

A Momentary Lapse

This is really just a quick update blog because it has been a while since I posted. I’ve gone from posting once every couple of days to once a fortnight, I’m slacking. I’ll explain why later. First though, I really think I should start by saying that I do not have chlamydia, or any other... Continue Reading →

It’s Not Worth The Risk

So you last heard from me a week ago when I told you about my reckless rampage through North London in my temporary role as Mrs Friendly from Happy Land. I had a great time. I did not have a great time for a few days after though. I’m never going out again and if... Continue Reading →

I’m Dun

OK, so this will be a very short blog compared to the usual because this interaction has literally only lasted for 8 hours and so there is no great lengthy history to discuss. I posted on my Insta story today that I took my son to a kid's rave and it was absolutely banging. The... Continue Reading →

The Other Woman

I went to a white collar boxing match on Friday night to watch a friend fight, I love Boxing as a sport, my Dad used to Box and so I was brought up on it. It was a great night, I knew a lot of people there and of course, there were men everywhere, geezer... Continue Reading →

SupercaliFEMINISTICexpialidocious

I’m feeling super feministic today, I’m not sure if that’s a word, but it is now. I want to shout from the roof tops about women's rights and how we need to take urgent action to address these cunting wankers who believe that women's bodies were made for their pleasure. I was walking back to... Continue Reading →

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